talk like a man

Baby: Where did you go?
Me: I went jogging.
Baby: Why?
Me: Because my tummy is big, I want to make it small.
Baby: I want to have a bigger tummy.


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Me: Don't tickle my feet babe. It's dirty.
Baby: You clean your feet at the bathroom, Mommy. And be careful, don't cry.


*****

The show on TV is Teen Titans and the Baby and I are reading his book.

Baby: What's that? (pointing at the picture of a bird)
Me: That's a robin.
Baby: That's Robin (pointing to the character on the show named Robin)


*****

It's about 10pm and I just got home from a night with friends.

Me: Babe, does my dress look nice?
Baby: No, you change Mommy. Wear shirt and shorts. Your dress is not nice.
(He's afraid I'll go out again!)


*****

The bf and I were talking and the baby was shouting nonsense as well.

Dad: He is very noisy.
Me: I know, right?
Baby: I'm not noisy, it's Daddy.
Daddy: Why me? I even stopped talking already.


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I'm holding a maxi dress that I just bought

Me: Babe, is my dress nice?
Baby: It will not fit you.