exchanges

The bf complained of stomach ache during our trip. I had no medication save for hyperacidity tablets. During one of our stops, I saw a neighborhood pharmacy and decided to get some for his pain. While I was paying for the medicine, I talked with the saleslady/pharmacist (not sure!)

Her: Miss, saan ka nagtatrabaho?
Me: Po? Hindi po ako taga-rito. Bakit po?
Her: Kasi maganda ka.
Me: Ahhh...
Her: Mas tumitingin ako sa babae kaysa lalake pero di naman ako tomboy.
Me: Ahhh...!!!

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The bf was inside the main office of a supplier. He was inquiring about applying for dealership. We were arguing on the way because of directions. I have no sense of direction and he was irritated that I told him to turn the wrong way. I let him go in aone while I stayed in the vehicle. It was around lunchtime already and I needed to pee. I asked the guard where the toilet was and saw the bf seated with the marketing officer. When I was done, I stopped by their table.

Bf: I think I am going to get a franchise instead of the dealership (talking to me)
Marketing Officer: Hi!
Me: Hello!
Bf: Misis ko. (pointing to me)
M.O.: Aba ang bata ni misis ah!
Bf: Ano nga yung profession mo?
Me: I'm a _ _ _
M.O.: Ang galing mo pumili sir, ha? Bata na, matalino pa!


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At another supplier's store:

Bf: Babe, you write the check now so we can leave.
Owner: Sino to? Assistant mo or anak mo?
Bf: Misis ko to.
Owner: Ay sorry... Medyo magkamukha kasi kayo, pareha kayo ng mata.
Bf: Hehe...