scene 1: the baby is squatting by the living room door
me: hey babe, what are you doing?
baby: i'm uu-ing!
(apparently, he's making poo-poo!)
scene 2: going to the mall
baby: mommy, i'm coughing. water, water!
me: sorry babe, i forgot to bring water, we'll just buy when we get there okay?
baby: bad daddy!
dad: why me?
scene 3: in my mom's bedroom
baby: mama, change the channel. i like junior (he means nick jr.)
mama: okay (and switches channels)
baby: give me the remote!
(he proceeds to take the remote and places it near the TV. he keeps it away from my mother's hands because he is afraid she will turn the television off )
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