big baby

my baby has grown up so fast. he talks so much, and it's too much at times.

me: baby, faster! let's go!
baby: yes, i'm fastering!

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in the car:
baby: daddy, drive propery. you hit me!
(actually, his dad was driving quite fast and had to brake because another vehicle turned from the corner while he was in the backseat lying down)

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mama: baby, come outside. there's a helicopter in the sky
baby (watching television): i'm not going anywhere!

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baby: i want to eat that (i'm eating a hot fudge sundae)
me: you can't. you have a cough.
baby: i'm not coughing anymore

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me: we'll go to lolo's house, baby. we'll ride the motorcycle.
baby: i don't wike the motorcyle. i want to ride the car.

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the baby can't say "L" instead he pronounces words using "W"
examples are:
wiwipop for lollipop
wike for like
sweep for sleep
piwow for pillow
wock for lock
bow for ball