big baby

Baby: What's that?
Me: This is medicine. (referring to a jar of cream)
Baby: No, it's not. It's peanut butter.


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Me: I have something for you, babe.
Baby: What?
*I'm opening the plastic package...
Baby: That's five thousand pesos?


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Baby: What about the pig in K's house?
Me: Mama is feeding it so it will grow big.
Baby: And then it's going to attack the city?
Me: No, it's going to be lechon for the fiesta!
Baby: Ohhhh...



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Baby: I'm going to kill mine shadow.
Me: Why?
Baby: So it will be gone.
Me: Good luck!


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like you

Baby: I'm going to kill you, Mommy.

Me: Why are you going to kill me, babe? Don't you like me?

Baby: Ahh... nofing. (meaning nothing)

after a short pause

Baby: I like you, Mommy

**Hahaha! How sweet!**

cold, freeze and basura

Me: I have a cold, babe.
Baby: We have to get someping. We need a blanket Mommy, so you will not get cold.

(awww... mistunderstood much?)

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Me: It's very cold in the bedroom babe.
Baby: Yes, we're freeze.
Me: It's not freeze, babe. We'll get frozen. Not freeze.
Baby: It's not frozen Mommy, it's freeze. Stop talking.

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I'm watching TV Patrol

Me: Look babe, the place is so dirty.
Baby: It's the basura.
Me: Yes, there's plenty of trash.
Baby: It's the basura!

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ay sus ko!

Baby: Mommy, I want Disney Channel.
Me: Okay.

The show on Disney is 101 Dalmatians.

Me: That's a nice movie, babe.
Baby: I like Nickewodeon.
Me: Disney Channel is better. That's a funny movie with dogs.
Baby: Ay sus ko! (Hay naku! in Tagalog)

Hahaha!

grabbed this from Facebook and made me laugh out loud!

snap, snap

Baby: Mommy, there's hair on your legs.
Me: I know babe, we'll just call on Mommy K so she can shave my legs.
Baby: Not Mommy K, me only.
Me: What?
Baby: I'm going to get the scissors and cut it. Snap, snap, snap. Ate, get the scissors!

Hahahaha!

red ranger is coughing

The baby is an avid television watcher, like most kids. He likes watching Power Rangers and chooses the Red Ranger as his favorite. His cousin is Blue Ranger and I am supposedly Pink Ranger.

Last night, we were talking about Ranger colors.

Baby: What is Daddy's color?
Me: White
Baby: What is Ate's Color?
Me: Yellow
Baby: And Papa?
Me: Brown

Then the baby had to cough but before he did, he brokenly said: Red Ranger is coughing. He then told me afterwards "Mommy, Red Ranger wants water."

Hahaha! = )

ouch!

It's bedtime and the baby is lying on his side. I am scratching his back when my hand moved to his tummy.

Me: Baby, you're tummy is big already.
Baby: Yes, I have a big tummy like you.

Hahaha! Toink!

talk like a man

Baby: Where did you go?
Me: I went jogging.
Baby: Why?
Me: Because my tummy is big, I want to make it small.
Baby: I want to have a bigger tummy.


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Me: Don't tickle my feet babe. It's dirty.
Baby: You clean your feet at the bathroom, Mommy. And be careful, don't cry.


*****

The show on TV is Teen Titans and the Baby and I are reading his book.

Baby: What's that? (pointing at the picture of a bird)
Me: That's a robin.
Baby: That's Robin (pointing to the character on the show named Robin)


*****

It's about 10pm and I just got home from a night with friends.

Me: Babe, does my dress look nice?
Baby: No, you change Mommy. Wear shirt and shorts. Your dress is not nice.
(He's afraid I'll go out again!)


*****

The bf and I were talking and the baby was shouting nonsense as well.

Dad: He is very noisy.
Me: I know, right?
Baby: I'm not noisy, it's Daddy.
Daddy: Why me? I even stopped talking already.


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I'm holding a maxi dress that I just bought

Me: Babe, is my dress nice?
Baby: It will not fit you.

baby boy

scene 1: the baby is squatting by the living room door

me: hey babe, what are you doing?
baby: i'm uu-ing!
(apparently, he's making poo-poo!)

scene 2: going to the mall

baby: mommy, i'm coughing. water, water!
me: sorry babe, i forgot to bring water, we'll just buy when we get there okay?
baby: bad daddy!
dad: why me?

scene 3: in my mom's bedroom

baby: mama, change the channel. i like junior (he means nick jr.)
mama: okay (and switches channels)
baby: give me the remote!
(he proceeds to take the remote and places it near the TV. he keeps it away from my mother's hands because he is afraid she will turn the television off )