big baby

Baby: What's that?
Me: This is medicine. (referring to a jar of cream)
Baby: No, it's not. It's peanut butter.


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Me: I have something for you, babe.
Baby: What?
*I'm opening the plastic package...
Baby: That's five thousand pesos?


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Baby: What about the pig in K's house?
Me: Mama is feeding it so it will grow big.
Baby: And then it's going to attack the city?
Me: No, it's going to be lechon for the fiesta!
Baby: Ohhhh...



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Baby: I'm going to kill mine shadow.
Me: Why?
Baby: So it will be gone.
Me: Good luck!


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